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tertium—quid:

kosherqueer:

*very quiet voice* queer spaces need to be safe for people of faith too 

For queer people of faith. Not for “I used to be homophobic, pat my back” people of faith. Not for “Jesus loves you ANY WAY, even though you’re a bad sinner” people of faith. Not for vague ally people of faith. Queer spaces for queer people.

Since OP’s name is “kosherqueer” I am pretty fucking sure that is what they were referring to.

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

honestly if you dont think like, the tumblr feminist scene, with all the occasionalyl cheesy kawaii-aesthetic misandry art, hasn’t had an impact on anyone at all like

you dont remember what the average teen girl in a fandom was like before this. you don’t remember how…

Sooooo…. teenagers bragging about how they are proud to hate all men is them learning to love themselves…. how exactly?

Because it really seems like they are just the same little insecure babies that EVERYONE is as a teenager. You, OP, clumsily tried to hide your insecurity by being “one of the guys”. They are clumsily trying to hide their insecurity with 3edgy5u “kill all men” bullshit.

It’s all bullshit. Being a teenager has always sucked and it will alway suck forever and ever. It’s not anything to get mad about. It’s just a fact of life, and you really shouldn’t read more into the dumbass teenage opinions of highschoolers than is actually there.

I’m not blaming teenagers for sucking. It’s not their fault. Being mad at a teenager for acting like an obnoxious idiot is like being mad at a baby for shitting its pants. It’s just what they DO. It’s their nature, and eventually the vast majority of babies learn not to shit their pants. And eventually the vast majority of teenagers learn how to not be completely insufferable. But in the meantime you have to just wipe their ass, put them in some clean pants and remember that each shit-filled diaper is bringing them one step closer to being a contributing member of society.

Not only is this true, but the woman in question was recently released on bond pending appeal. (The shooting happened in January of last year.)Further, this is not the first time she has shot a man. She also shot her ex-husband back in 1991. She never faced any charges for the 1991 shooting.

Not only is this true, but the woman in question was recently released on bond pending appeal. (The shooting happened in January of last year.)

Further, this is not the first time she has shot a man. She also shot her ex-husband back in 1991. She never faced any charges for the 1991 shooting.

frighteningfox:

jontronshat:

cunicular:

Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt

You are NOT supposed to bleed

If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication.

This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they don’t have to make sure you are comfortable and sufficiently aroused enough before you have sex with them. It is an excuse to disregard and hurt you.

I just really want women to know this.

wait…. really?

yes really

No, not really. Please allow your friendly neighborhood biologist and female human who’s actually over the age of 14 and has had sex more than once clue ya’ll in on a few things.

Sometimes your first time having sex will hurt a little.
This is normal.
Sometimes it won’t hurt at all.
This is also normal.
Sometimes there will be a little bit of blood from the hymen tearing or from minor tears in the membranes around the vulva.
This is normal.
Sometimes there will be no blood at all and your membranes will stretch just fine all on their own.
This is also normal.
Sometimes you will be really turned on and produce ample natural lubrication the first time.
This is not common, but normal.
Sometimes it might be difficult to get fully aroused because of slight anxiety about doing something new or being with a new partner for the first time.
This is EXTREMELY normal.
Sometimes even if you have had sex many times before, you may have slight discomfort or slight bleeding your first time having sex with a new partner, if you are with a penis (or toy) is much bigger than what you are accustomed to, if you use positions you have not attempted before, or a variety of other factors.
This is normal.

Unless you are having a LOT of bleeding or a LOT of discomfort, you are probably fine, and there is no problem occurring that can’t be remedied with a little dollop of a good quality lube.

All of these things are normal things, and it is not some big conspiracy by teh evil menz. That is flat-out stupid.

Highschoolers need to shut their stupid highschooler mouths about sex and quit misinforming people. If you want to know how sex ACTUALLY works, ask a doctor or ask an actual adult. And if you are too embarrassed to ask a doctor or adult you trust questions about sex, then that is a pretty good sign that you are too young and immature to be having it in the first place. Certainly DON’T rely on dumbass teenage ‘feminists’ to give you reliable information about anything.

koryos:

you sit down to watch the lion king with me. i point out that leafcutter ants do not live in africa within the first five minutes. you begin to realize that you have made a horrible mistake. i continue to point out every usage of a tiger’s roar in place of a lion’s. you are at the door, but it is locked.

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

dennys:

normcore-dad:

dennys:

welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough

$17000

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on


I really think this depends upon how urgently you need to get the fuck away from that table.

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

I really think this depends upon how urgently you need to get the fuck away from that table.

lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

True story, real skeletons often ARE actually cheaper than fake ones so sometimes movies use real skeletons instead of fake.

I think about that sometimes.

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

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evancrossing:

You:

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Me:

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If I ruin my life, I will end it. This is not to be morbid. It is simply a fact.

goodcleanchristianfun:

officialunitedstates:

everyone knows somebody who is the human equivalent of iceberg lettuce topped with sprinklings of croutons all served with a warm glass of 1984 south african wine

Is this good or bad? Are you saying we all know someone who’s a bland salad with aged wine or are you saying we all know someone who seems dull but is actually financially supporting apartheid?

dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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Is this that guy from NCIS?