dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
I am pretty sure that the third one is a yellow jacket, not a hornet. Not that it makes much difference because they JUST KEEP STINGING YOU AND REFUSE TO DIE.
I went from this
at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…
DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.
I want to know who is responsible
You mean there are living humans who have not heard of Tenga Eggs? That is a tragedy, frankly. Tenga is awesome.
So, besides the obvious mistakes here, I would like to place a shop warning as well. I’m really doubtful about their work which you can check out here: DutchInk I mean, some of it is kind of good.. some.. not so much. The main reason for the shop warning is the scam they are currently doing. Spamming facebook with “like share & win!” shit, trying to get 50.000 likes on their page.
Before they got 50.000 likes on their page, they quit the “like share & win!” thing, and started a new thing. Lots of people got angry and confused, and have complained. These people got blocked. Because of all the commotion, they decided to give the prizes anyway.. Then, something strange happened, the winners were all somehow related to the company, and/or eachother. OUT OF nearly 50.000 PEOPLE!
Some of the profiles like the exact same pages, or spend their time at the exact same gym. One person wasn’t even found on facebook. Besides all this, one of the winners got a very great “Believe” tattoo done on her wrist, and she’s so grateful! Problem is, the very same tattoo, with the very same little freckles has already been done on a girl in the US in 2008.
I think they deserve a shop warning, because I wouldn’t want to have my tattoo done by frauds. And I’m still very doubtful about the quality.. when in doubt, don’t do it I guess.
Submitted by anon
Okay but the link to the “shop page” is just a picture that says “DAT SHOE”???
$2,500.00 Titanium and Gold Lip Pearl Linerlock
This knife is from Suchat’s New Diamond Edition. This liner locking folder features a carved Robert Calcinore Mosaic Damascus blade. The handle has carved titanium bolsters, carved gold lip pearl scales with pink/green/yellow stone inserts, carved matching Damascus rear bolsters, and carved and anodized titanium liners and back-spacer.
YES. Something ridiculously expensive that actually LOOKS like it has a right to be ridiculously expensive.
Drawings by John Pusateri
New Zealand based artist John Pusateri creates near photo-realistic drawings of beautifully colored owls using pencils, charcoal, and pastels. Pusateri currently teaches in the Department of Architecture at Unitec New Zealand and currently has a number of works available through Seed Gallery.
Finland will now be printing stamps that depict “confident and proud homoeroticism,” aka gay bondage stamps. Heck yes Finland!
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.
You’re a bigger fish than I. I salute you.
…Dear Poseidon, that’s hard to do without hands.
You’re a good fish, Baitmaster.
This is a sea otter with hiccups.
That’s not an otter. It’s a seal. Still cute though.
- Whiny customers bitching about idiot retail and fast food workers
- Whiny retail and fast food workers bitching about idiot customers
- Whiny poetry composed of normal prose with a bunch of line breaks thrown in
- People who think getting haircut like Skrillex is an act of political rebellion
- People who think that having a piercing or tattoo is an indication of positive character
- People who think that having a piercing or tattoo is an indication of negative character
- The word “queer”
- Teenagers who think they know what postmodernism is when actual postmodernists barely even know what postmodernism is
- People who think watching certain television programs or movies makes them cultured
Hippo doesn’t have time for this
Hippo got shit to do.
Hippo got swimming to do.
Hippo got shit to do and places to be
ain’t nobody fuck with hippo
Fun Fact: Hippos are mean and tough as shit. They have giant-ass tusks that will rip your face off. They are responsible for almost as many deaths per year as lions.
Waiting for people to apply the word “demi” to disabilities, so Tumblr will be overrun with “demiaustistic” and “demidepressed” people who claim that kind of matching up with certain stereotypes means that they’re kind of disabled.
If that happens, I’m going to demishit myself. I won’t actually shit myself, but I’ll sure as hell feel like I did.