My niece just had her first birthday, and I decided it was about time she had her very own batmobile. It doubles as a convertible!
I saw a few of these floating around the net a couple years ago and knew someday I would have to make one. So I bought a Cozy Coupe from a local consignment shop, and decided to go all out instead of just putting the logo on the side. It was a fun little project!
I walked up to the front counter in the store.
“Hi, how are you?” the cashier asked.
“Oh, I’m fine, thank you,” I responded.
“Did you find everything all right?”
“Yes, yes, thank you.”
She scanned all of the things I was purchasing: Some weirdly-shaped Super Mario Bros….
World’s best description of the Sign of the Cross, I feel.
oooooOOOH also i found some lisa frank band aids and they arE SO TACKY AND KITSCHY AND I LOVE THEM ALSO THEY COME WITH STICKERS.
I HAVE THE SAME ONES OMG
AREN’T THEY AWESOME THOUGH???
YES. THEY EVEN COME IN THIS RAINBOWRIFIC TIN.
AHHH YES THAT IS EXACTLY IT.
I was so inspired by this glorious interaction, that I made a photoset of all my bandaid boxes and tins. For some reason, I seem to have several.
I also had an actual cut on my thumb, so I decided to put one of my bandages on. I was highly amused by the fact that it was actually shaped like a pickle rather than simply patterned like one. No little holes to let your skin breathe, though.
9/10 would bandaid again.
I totally forgot about this photo. I originally took it to send in for AP’s e-mook thing, since they wanted customer pictures from all over wearing their stuff. I guess it was too gothic and less sweet. The tattoo was also probably a turn off lol.
Photographer: moonkistprincess (thanks bro!)
I have never seen black lipstick look so classy and sophisticated. Excellent choice.
oooooOOOH also i found some lisa frank band aids and they arE SO TACKY AND KITSCHY AND I LOVE THEM ALSO THEY COME WITH STICKERS.
I HAVE THE SAME ONES OMG
AREN’T THEY AWESOME THOUGH???
YES. THEY EVEN COME IN THIS RAINBOWRIFIC TIN.
lord-kitschener submitted:
In honor of our friend proudlybigotedmisandrist, who thinks that being 17 makes you an acceptable target for death threats, and who once called me a “problematic dildo” for posting a quote about how “problematic” is a weasel word.
OH MY GOD
PROBLEMATIC DILDO.
omg. I am crying.
Next time someone makes me mad, I’m gonna compare them to a malfunctioning dildo.
oooooOOOH also i found some lisa frank band aids and they arE SO TACKY AND KITSCHY AND I LOVE THEM ALSO THEY COME WITH STICKERS.
I HAVE THE SAME ONES OMG
in middle school computer class i saw that firefox had saved another username on gaia at my terminal so i went to that kids profile and commented like: “hi! we sit in the same chair in computer class!”
and he replied
“gee!!!! wow!!!!!!!!!! i dont FUCKING care!!!”
and now he is a republican fursuiter and also he is in jail
good manners are important
